So New Homeowner was in town and she happened upon the most excellent idea (cannot believe I didn't think of it myself...) ever for the fixing of THE GREAT EXPLODING CHAPSTICK DEBACLE.
Shoppers Drug Mart would get theirs, dammit!
NH suggested that I buy another Bonne Bell chapstick (same as the exploded one), get a receipt for it, and then RETURN THE EXPLODED ONE on the new receipt.
Pure genius I tell you.
So NH and I go to the brand-spanking new Shoppers and buy one Raspberry Vita Gloss tube. Get a receipt for it. The plan is working, mwahahhaha.
Then we go to another Shoppers and mozy up to the cosmetics counter.
Me: Here, take your crap and there's my receipt.
CC: Okay no problem. Oh, you got this at the brand-spanking new Shoppers? Damn that store! We're always having to take their shitty returns!!
Me to myself: Uh, okay. I'm pretty sure I originally bought it here, but okay, whatever you say.
CC: Would you like another one?
Me: No thanks. Just give me my money back, please.
And that is how I got my $5 back for The Great Exploding Chapstick.
Genius, I tell you!
Shoppers Drug Mart would get theirs, dammit!
NH suggested that I buy another Bonne Bell chapstick (same as the exploded one), get a receipt for it, and then RETURN THE EXPLODED ONE on the new receipt.
Pure genius I tell you.
So NH and I go to the brand-spanking new Shoppers and buy one Raspberry Vita Gloss tube. Get a receipt for it. The plan is working, mwahahhaha.
Then we go to another Shoppers and mozy up to the cosmetics counter.
Me: Here, take your crap and there's my receipt.
CC: Okay no problem. Oh, you got this at the brand-spanking new Shoppers? Damn that store! We're always having to take their shitty returns!!
Me to myself: Uh, okay. I'm pretty sure I originally bought it here, but okay, whatever you say.
CC: Would you like another one?
Me: No thanks. Just give me my money back, please.
And that is how I got my $5 back for The Great Exploding Chapstick.
Genius, I tell you!
2 comments:
Pretty smart!
good job!
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