Thursday, July 27, 2006

I can't stop watching

I have a serious problem, because it's, like, THE worst show EVER.

It's so bad that TWoP stopped recapping it after 4 episodes. It's so bad that I've finally realized Luke Perry for the bad actor he is. So bad, in fact, that I don't think he could even play himself in his own biography. May 90210 rest in peace.

But me? Like a crack addict, I just can't stop.

Monday, July 24, 2006

OMG.
OMG.
OMG.

I saw a... a... a... OMG.

I SAW A IN MY FAVOURITE SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG.

Granted, it was in the bathroom, BUT STILL.

I don't think I can ever go back.

*SOB*

Sunday, July 23, 2006

So my summer job consists of dressing women who have either too much time on their hands, too much money, or an interesting combination of both.

The other day a woman asked me to try something on to see if it would fit her daughter. I put it on. She looked at me and said "Do you think this would fit someone fatter than you?"

Ummm, I don't know. Will it?!?


And as a side note: a SVH book I'm reading contained the sentence "Ken got off of the floor." Right.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Split Nails Are Not An Option

So right up the street from me a new spa has opened. A new spa where I can get a fab manicure and an even fabuler (not a word, I know, I know, so write me up) pedicure.

It's brand spanking new and the two girls, and I do mean girls, that opened it are such sweethearts. They did all the painting themselves and they even put down their own floorboards. I love it. I think that is so fantastic!

Check out the digits (feel free to ignore the oh so sexy foot tan):

With this triangle of evil around me - the spa, the sushi place, and the gym - I might actually be upset to leave the ole 'Peg.

*gasp* Who said that?

Saturday, July 01, 2006

When lightening strikes...

So I was reading Sweet Valley High: In Love With the Enemy - Book #120 last night, when what do I see?

"They must have used a dozen roles of toilet paper..."

Methinks Ken Matthews is not the fluffiest bunny in the hatch.