Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Oscar. Mike. Golf.

So. Citrusboy and I were at the gym last night, practicing our kata, when, horrifyingly, the largest and loudest belch ever in the history of belches erupted from my body. It reverberated throughout the entire gym, bouncing of the walls in echo form. Birds flew off the rafters in fear. The Ride of the Valkyries started playing. And not just in my head.

Oooops.

After everybody was done gawking at us, I fell to the floor laughing. It was all I could do. How mortifying.

The upshot? Everybody probably thought it was citrusboy that did it, anyhow.

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