So my summer job consists of dressing women who have either too much time on their hands, too much money, or an interesting combination of both.

The other day a woman asked me to try something on to see if it would fit her daughter. I put it on. She looked at me and said "Do you think this would fit someone fatter than you?"

Ummm, I don't know. Will it?!?

And as a side note: a SVH book I'm reading contained the sentence "Ken got off of the floor." Right.