Drunk People in Winnipeg? No Such Thing.

Well, I'm finally sober enough to post about my birthday, which happened to be on Friday. Oh, and Happy Birthday, Derek! *waves from the 'Peg*

Started off with a couple of shots of candied apple/butterscotch stuffs and I can't decide if they were good or nasty. I just cannot decide.

Got some nice gifts: NH sent over the Newlyweds DVDs. Awesome. I know they're divorced, but do I care? Not really. Still the funniest thing I've ever seen! Also got a foot treatment GC from Jen - wehaw! I see a new toe colour in my future - something dark to mourn the end of summer and the beginning of *ack* school. *cough cough choke*

Of course, we went to the martini/sushi bar and the usual debauchery began.

First up, the requisite "eating a huge lump of wasabi and gagging":


Then *we* had a couple of martinis
and a couple more
aaaaand some more

and then things started to get a little blurry...
At some point we stumbled home and Jen made more shots. I fear for the safety of my brain cells. Dear god. I think I can honestly say I have never been this drunk in all the time I've been in the 'Peg.

Thanks everybody! It was a blast! I think. At least, that's what they tell me.

HA!

I will admit to all here that I too like the new Justin Timberlake song.

After I made fun of certain people, I guess it's the least I can do. But in my defense, I will stress that the song grows on you. Seriously. If you don't believe me, try listening to it, oh, five times in a row. At that point you will LOVE it. You will think Justin is the hottest stud on earth and you must have him NOW.

Seriously. I do not lie.

I am so embarrassed.

Here's a real time quote from my friend Jen, about the post below:

I would have died seeing that! Poor WD, she's seen some pretty rough shit here! I've been here all my life and haven't seen anyone using the street as a washroom! LOL.

I've seen it twice now in less then two years.

I would love to insert some irony here, but all I can think is "Why meeeeeeeeeee? Whhhyyyyyyyyy?!????????????"

Ummm...

So I was on the bus with citrusboy the other day and I do the perfectly natural thing of looking out the window.

And I see a man with his pants down next to a tree.

Then I see that man pooping on the tree.

In full view of all and sundry, right by a very main street. In fact, it's called Main Street. In plain daylight. No shame.

OMG. Where have I found myself? In the fifth circle of hell?

My day off and my new pedi...